I slept in this morning, it was nice because I’ve been sleeping like an insomniac on a caffeine binge. Little or not at all.
I wake up this morning and stumble down the stairs to the sounds of explosions and gunfire. I hear men screaming and others yelling orders and I relize that the Hubby and children are watching our long forgotten copy of ‘Saving Private Ryan’.
Daughter looks so excited, like she’s about to bust a gut.
“Mom, guess who’s in this movie?”
I smile because I know who it is that’s got her in a huge tizzy.
“Huh? How’d you know?”
“Because it’s Captain Tightpants!”
“Well not in this movie. In Saving Private Ryan he’s more like Captain Blubberpuss!”