When You Gotta Go…

‘Mr. I Can’t Urinate in the Snow because it’s Scary’, or the dog formerly known as Mal the Wonderpup has just finally taken his first pee in the snow.  Now when I say he peed in the snow finally, what I’m really saying is that I didn’t have to fight with him.  I didn’t have to coax him outside three billion times prior to my giving up because I just can’t stay up all night long while he does the inside/outside dance and still hasn’t produced one single drop of urine yet.
Mal rang the stupid bell, I opened the door expecting the typical fight.  I grabbed hold of his collar and began the process of luring/dragging him outside, and was pleasantly surprised when the Wonderpup didn’t put up a fight.
Instead he leapt outside and assumed the stance, and suddenly ‘whoosh’ there it was, a very steaming hot stream of urine.  I closed the back door and began to sing and dance in jubilation.  I fetched a treat for the little pup because he was so brilliant about using the outdoors as his port-a-potty.  When I got back to the door after getting the dog biscuit, Mal was still standing in the same spot, with a small lake (now christened Lake Alotta-Pee-Pee).
When the dog has to go, he really has to go!

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About katastrophes1

Kat is a 20 something girl stuck in a 40 something body. Mom to 3 kids, tormented and amused by 3 crazy dogs. Amateur photographer, self taught crochet junkie. Thinker of crazy thoughts. Where do they come from? Who knows where thoughts occur, they just happen!
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